Welcome to the Hillbilly Farm Market

We’re a small family farmstead living the farmstead life off-grid in Haldimand County. From our homestead to your home, we offer farm-to-market goods like fresh eggs, pasture-raised chicken, and handmade products from our apothecary. Order online for pickup or mail delivery, straight from the Hillbilly homestead.

From Our Homestead Farm to Your Home

We live the farmstead life here on our off-grid homestead in Haldimand County, raising animals, growing food, and making natural remedies the old-fashioned way. Everything we offer in our farm market comes straight from our land or our hands. No shortcuts, no fluff. Just real, honest goods you can feel good about using and feeding your family. Whether you’re picking up eggs or ordering farm-crafted tinctures, salves and natural remedies by mail, it all starts right here at home.

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Our Featured Products

  • Comfrey Salve 2oz

    Double the salve, double the peace of mind. The 2-oz tin is ideal for keeping handy at home or in your first-aid kit.

    $14.95

  • Oregano Oil 2oz

    This Hillbilly-crafted oregano oil is steeped with whole oregano leaves and blended with olive oil for a natural, potent kick. A homestead staple for those who like their wellness straight from the earth.

    $14.95

  • Whipped Tallow – 4oz

    Our 4 oz whipped tallow delivers rich, natural moisture that absorbs quickly, leaving skin soft, smooth, and healthy.

    $29.95

  • Sumactastic Seasoning

    Sumactastic is your not-so-basic seasoning salt with a tangy twist. Sumac brings the zing, while paprika, pepper, and salt round it out into a savoury sprinkle that goes on everything from eggs to roasted veggies to grilled meats. Shake it like you mean it.

    $14.95

What Folks Are Sayin’ 

We don’t need slick ads or big promises. Just honest work and good word of mouth. Here’s what folks have been sayin’ after stoppin’ by the Hillbilly Farm Market: 

“That’s awesome… it was nice meeting you the other day… the new shed is awesome. Been coming roadside and it’s always nice to meet helpful people.” 

“Just made our first visit today and purchased a few items. Janet is a wealth of information. We will be back.” 

“Greetings all the way from South Africa. I just read your article on the Mullein Tincture for the gentleman with COPD... My brother-in-law has the same condition and has now finally realized that the big Ph company is not the healthy way.” 

We’re just a couple of off-grid folks doing what we can to help others live a little healthier and simpler. If you’ve tried our farm goods, apothecary products, or just had a good visit, we’d love to hear from you. Tag us on Facebook or stop by and say hello. 

Inside Store

Farm Market Favourites from Our Homestead

We don’t carry everything under the sun, just the stuff we believe in and use ourselves. Whether you’re after dinner, dry skin relief, or a natural fix-it, here’s what’s on the shelf.

Farm Fresh Goods

Our pasture-raised chicken and free-range eggs are as fresh as it gets. Raised the natural way on our off-grid homestead, these are real-deal, old-fashioned farm products. Pickup only. We’re not mailing out chickens, no matter how nicely you ask.

Homemade Tinctures

Our tinctures are slow-made using herbs we grow or trust. From mullein for the lungs to other plant-based blends, these simple remedies are crafted right on the farm for folks who want something real without the extra junk.

All-Natural Spices and Seasonings

Our handcrafted spice blends and seasonings are made from dried herbs, veggies, and homegrown flavours. No anti-caking chemicals, no MSG, just good-tastin’ mixes made in our off-grid kitchen. Perfect for roasts, stews, eggs, and anything that needs a kick.

Natural Body Care

Our tallow balms, bug sprays, salves, and magnesium spray are made from clean ingredients and old-fashioned know-how. We make everything in small batches, right here on the farm. No fluff, no fillers, just stuff that helps.

Join the Hillbilly Farm Market Family

Things move a little slower out here, but word still travels fast when the eggs are fresh and the chicken sells out quick. If you want to stay in the loop on what’s coming out of the homestead next, we’d love to have you join our Hillbilly Farm Market family. 

Sign up for updates and we’ll send you a heads-up when new batches are ready, special orders open, or fresh tinctures and tallow hit the shelves. We won’t flood your inbox, just the good stuff you’ll actually want to know. Like when the next round of farm-raised chicken is ready for pickup, or what we’re mixing up in the apothecary this week. 

You can also follow us on Facebook to see daily farm life updates, product drops, off-grid tips, and maybe even the occasional chicken photo. Our market may be small, but the folks who support it are mighty, and we’re glad to have you along. 

However you found us, we’re real glad you did. Stick around, say hi, and keep an eye out for new goods from the Hillbilly Farm Market. It’s the kind of place where a handshake still means something and everything is made with care. 

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